"Wow it’s almost midday, I should get up." * rolls over and goes back to sleep for another hour*
friendly reminder to not be rude to picky eaters or make fun of them because some picky eaters are very insecure about being picky eaters and do not actually like being picky eaters!! and chances are theyre picky eaters for a reason!! which is important to them!! so please do not call them out or be rude about it!!
Who the fuck cares
people with eating disorders and allergies and health problems and anxiety care
how to get a girls panties wet:
- kiss her roughly
- shove her down on the bed
- slip off her underwear
- slam dunk em in the toilet
i wanna get hot and fit and healthy but like i dont wanna stop living off junk food and watching tv shows and sleeping until 4pm ya feel me
if someone says, “it’s getting hot in here” and your immediate reaction isn’t, “SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES” you have lived your life wrong
Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Can you believe there is love that is illegal
can you believe it’s not butter
Man sex better be real and not some elaborate joke everyone is playing on exclusively me, like i dont want to be about to insert into a lady and Ashton Kutcher bursts out of the closet and everyone laughs at me as they all take of their pants and detach their genitals as I find out I’m the only one on the planet with sexual organs
holy shit, werewolf1992 are you ok?